_uacct = "UA-3973184-1"; urchinTracker(); Tumblr (3.0; @patches)http://www.semiconsciousness.com/<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1831860&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1831860&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/><p>What is going on here?</p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/52674153http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/52674153Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:47:36 -0400<object width="512" height="288"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/iB6BlTpElyVEksC47YYpTA"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/iB6BlTpElyVEksC47YYpTA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="231" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Amazing Sarah Palin impersonation</p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/52670633http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/52670633Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:14:14 -0400<object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=36d31abcf2" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=36d31abcf2" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Will Ferrell reads viewer mail</p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/51309599http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/51309599Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:08:17 -0400<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/1351444" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Thank you internet</p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/50614904http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/50614904Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:40:38 -0400<object width="400" height="322"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/k1v7cvQnYpXNGgLz7m" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/k1v7cvQnYpXNGgLz7m" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="322" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/50612798http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/50612798Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:15:34 -0400<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/1654340" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/50011301http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/50011301Sat, 13 Sep 2008 13:22:10 -0400<embed flashvars="videoId=184086" src="http://www.thedailyshow.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml" quality="high" bgcolor="#cccccc" width="332" height="316" name="comedy_central_player" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="external" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br/><br/>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/48880751http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/48880751Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:21:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ZHvwnUHrKd5tw87cFtOj528P_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>On Vacation…</p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/47652162http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/47652162Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:31:53 -0400<iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hnv0jpd5oUU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://traviesblog.com/" target="_blank">travie</a>)</p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/46898113http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/46898113Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:05:39 -0400<object width="400" height="328"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/cb5_1219102524" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/cb5_1219102524" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="328"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Why you should never kite surf in a tropical storm.</p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/46604167http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/46604167Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:02:06 -0400<iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nIHP9o6X6D8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Some people call me Maurice.</p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/46167198http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/46167198Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:02:52 -0400<object width="400" height="328"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/367_1218575200" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/367_1218575200" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="328"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Holy Sh-t.</p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/45871796http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/45871796Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:56:33 -0400<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/1483104" width="400" height="302" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Blueprint III</p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/45359971http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/45359971Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:56:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ZHvwnUHrKcdl3su2OMWw705v_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/07/mayor.jailed/?imw=Y&iref=mpstoryemail" target="_blank">Detroit mayor arrives at jail - CNN.com</a></p> <p>The same guy that used police escorts to take him to strip clubs.  A true American hero.</p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/45132222http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/45132222Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:08:17 -0400<iframe src="http://blip.tv/play/AcWjV9V1.html?p=1" width="400" height="318" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This should give you a pretty good idea of just how much better Olympic athletes are at a given event than the average person.</p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/45006894http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/45006894Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:19:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ZHvwnUHrKcc7m3bjwaeZNAKQ_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/45005568http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/45005568Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:02:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ZHvwnUHrKcc7idagsCTFTkAg_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.banksy.co.uk/indoors/grannies.html" target="_blank">Via Banksy </a></p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/45005259http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/45005259Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:59:50 -0400<object width="512" height="288"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/BP6t1FjuxGqSw07IiKxVaQ"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/BP6t1FjuxGqSw07IiKxVaQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="231" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Very inappropriate, but very true.</p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/45002124http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/45002124Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:23:04 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/44703868/ZHvwnUHrKc90ny8gYTkMex7d&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>Asher Roth - I Love College</p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/44703868http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/44703868Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:25:01 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1825134&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1825134&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825134" target="_blank"><br/></a></p>http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/44575797http://www.semiconsciousness.com/post/44575797Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:49:49 -0400